The Profiler — "I Layoff Scammers" Detective Tee

$40.00

I turn the tables on scammers. They make a living by killing your hopes and dreams. When I find out about them, I set out to decimate their operations so not one more person is scammed. They pretend to be professional, I bring pressure to reveal they're petulant children who rage when they can't scam anyone else. They claim to be professional resume writers, I bring pressure showing they can't write one coherent sentence, let alone a resume.

I go after them until their "companies" and "services" are known fraudulent before they ever send a message.

In short, I layoff scammers.

If you like scammers being laid off, this shirt's for you!

Product features:

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification

- DTG prints on the body with optional DTF sleeve or inner-neck prints; EU 2-year warranty and compliance-tested

Care instructions:

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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I turn the tables on scammers. They make a living by killing your hopes and dreams. When I find out about them, I set out to decimate their operations so not one more person is scammed. They pretend to be professional, I bring pressure to reveal they're petulant children who rage when they can't scam anyone else. They claim to be professional resume writers, I bring pressure showing they can't write one coherent sentence, let alone a resume.

I go after them until their "companies" and "services" are known fraudulent before they ever send a message.

In short, I layoff scammers.

If you like scammers being laid off, this shirt's for you!

Product features:

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification

- DTG prints on the body with optional DTF sleeve or inner-neck prints; EU 2-year warranty and compliance-tested

Care instructions:

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors