The Profiler "Don't Kindly Send Them Your Resume" Hoodie

$65.00

The hallmark of a foreign scammer is the phrase, "Kindly send me your resume."

There are other variants like:

  • "Kindly send me a connection request."
  • "Kindly send me a friend request."
  • "Kindly respond ASAP."
  • "Kindly send me a direct message for your job search."

And the mind-numbing phrases go on from there. The common goal is stealing your information, money and hope. A perpetual job seeker is one who can get scammed time and again. This is an anti-campaign designed to bring an end to these kinds (see what I did there) of messages. Let scammers know you're in the know. Let them know they've failed before they even send you a message.

Below is the AI-generated copy for SEO purposes. ;)

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a quiet, clever attitude — soft, warm, and built for people who read situations instead of scripts. The front’s understated text (“Don’t kindly send them your resume.”) pairs with a bold silhouetted detective logo on the back, creating a low-key, confident look. Slip it on for late-night casework, long travel days, or coffee runs when you want comfort without losing personality. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you warm; the clean, tubular knit and quality blend hold prints and embroideries crisp through regular wear. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to feel prepared and a little mysterious.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability

- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage

- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style

- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and gives a clean fit

- DTF/DTG-ready printing and optional embroidery placements

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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The hallmark of a foreign scammer is the phrase, "Kindly send me your resume."

There are other variants like:

  • "Kindly send me a connection request."
  • "Kindly send me a friend request."
  • "Kindly respond ASAP."
  • "Kindly send me a direct message for your job search."

And the mind-numbing phrases go on from there. The common goal is stealing your information, money and hope. A perpetual job seeker is one who can get scammed time and again. This is an anti-campaign designed to bring an end to these kinds (see what I did there) of messages. Let scammers know you're in the know. Let them know they've failed before they even send you a message.

Below is the AI-generated copy for SEO purposes. ;)

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a quiet, clever attitude — soft, warm, and built for people who read situations instead of scripts. The front’s understated text (“Don’t kindly send them your resume.”) pairs with a bold silhouetted detective logo on the back, creating a low-key, confident look. Slip it on for late-night casework, long travel days, or coffee runs when you want comfort without losing personality. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you warm; the clean, tubular knit and quality blend hold prints and embroideries crisp through regular wear. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to feel prepared and a little mysterious.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability

- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage

- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style

- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and gives a clean fit

- DTF/DTG-ready printing and optional embroidery placements

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed